Hi, I'm Jennifer and I
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Did you know, sometime I have a hard time sleeping in other people’s beds because I’m facing north or south and not east or west like I do in my own bed…

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

Anonymous asked: Hey if you could post this for your followers to see that would e great. My best friend got hit by a car when he was skating and he is suffering from internal bleeding. He is bleeding out of his ears/eyes/nose. They don't think he will make it but I know he can with the help of our prayers! Everyone please pray for Devon!

communistbakery:

I’m not religious but I’ll say a prayer for him :) i hope he recovers!

Me as a Parent

  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

lilspirit:

can we talk about this old selfie and how hot I am

jaclcfrost:

[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

Anonymous asked: You're perfect bæ

Oh thank u 😚

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

mostlycatsmostly:

we started on tumblr; he is 2 months old.

All your paw-pads are belong to us <3 !

Follow natsumblr!

oucu:

"Let’s Go Down to the Tennis Courts" by Jina Han

but honstly If you're too old for me, i'll probably fall in love with you