Did you know, sometime I have a hard time sleeping in other people’s beds because I’m facing north or south and not east or west like I do in my own bed…
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird
I’m not religious but I’ll say a prayer for him :) i hope he recovers!
[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
we started on tumblr; he is 2 months old.
All your paw-pads are belong to us <3 !