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  • david bowie

everything ends apart from david bowie. bowie is forever.


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I want to suck a big cock.


To tell a woman everything she may not do is to tell her what she can do. 



If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice


My Daisy has gotten old and fat and I hate that I never see her anymore. I loved growing up with her. #nationaldogday #daisy #dog #mine #loverher #fatdog #stubborn #fat #cute #missher




I cried omfg this scene

The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger Who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer And soon invited him to live with our family. The Stranger was quickly accepted and was around From then on.

As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my Family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom Taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger… He was our storyteller. He would Keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, Mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history Or science, he always knew the answers about the past, Understood the present and even seemed able to predict The future! He took my family to the first major league Ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The Stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn’t seem To mind.

Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of Us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to Say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.) Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, But the stranger never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home - not From us, our friends or any visitors. Our long time visitor, However, got away with four-letter words that burned my Ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn’t permit the liberal use of alcohol but the Stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made Cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments Were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally Embarrassing.

I now know that my early concepts about relationships were Influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he Opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked … And NEVER asked to leave.

More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved In with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly As fascinating as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into My parents’ den today, you would still find him sitting over In his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and Watch him draw his pictures. His name?…. We just call him ‘TV.’

He has a wife now….we call her ‘Computer.’ Their first child is “Cell Phone”. Second child “I Pod ” And a Grandchild: IPAD
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At least the morning we headed back to Quebec on looked like this.


i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works


All of you need to see this video now

but honstly If you're too old for me, i'll probably fall in love with you