Hi, I'm Jennifer and i'm trapped in a mailbox
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mightyhealthyquest:

In my opinion the only person you should get healthy for is yourself :)

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

sleep-junnkie:

unapologetic-noises:

dirtydamsel:

thebeequicklystings:

thelocalpaedo:

vondell-swain:

trixst3r:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that

the power of gay

Alert: Neil Patrick Harris is on your dash. Reblog now.

This is perfect.

Toooo cuuute ughhhh

I would accidentally drop that baby

Rihanna for Vogue Brazil #8

acdcvevo:

Favorite Films: Ferris Buller’s Day Off (1986)

Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero

caraphatash:

In response to Nash Grier using “fag.”

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

someponysscribbles:

ecmajor:

A reverse harpy. My god.

Pffffffffflol

Oh god. My sides. Send help.

moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

but honstly If you're too old for me, i'll probably fall in love with you